Reportasaurus T-shirt
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Meet Reportasaurus™ — because apparently “nothing happened” still takes 45 minutes to explain. This prehistoric handoff specialist arrives armed with a half-finished coffee, three pages of notes, and information dating back to the patient’s childhood. Allergies? Check. Labs? Check. Code status? Check. The completely unrelated family drama from 1987? Oh, we’re definitely covering that. Just when Reportasaurus™ reaches the magical words, “That’s all I’ve got,” someone remembers one tiny detail… and report begins its second geological era. At Cretaceous General™, we believe in thorough handoffs—because leaving on time went extinct millions of years ago. 🦖📋☕
Comfort Colors C1717 Adult 6.1 oz. T-Shirt
- 6.1 oz.
- 100% ring-spun USA cotton
- Preshrunk, soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric
- Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
- Twill taped shoulder-to-shoulder
- Set-in sleeves
- Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
- 1" ribbed collar with double-needle topstitched neckline
| Size | Full body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 26.63" | 17.5" | 8" |
| M | 28" | 19.5" | 8.25" |
| L | 29.38" | 21.25" | 9" |
| XL | 30.75" | 23" | 9.5" |
| 2XL | 31.63" | 25" | 9.75" |
| 3XL | 32.5" | 27" | 9.75" |
| 4XL | 29 3/4" |
Reportasaurus T-shirt
$24.99
Sale price
$24.99
Regular price
Meet Reportasaurus™ — because apparently “nothing happened” still takes 45 minutes to explain. This prehistoric handoff specialist arrives armed with a half-finished coffee, three pages of notes, and information dating back to the patient’s childhood. Allergies? Check. Labs? Check. Code status? Check. The completely unrelated family drama from 1987? Oh, we’re definitely covering that. Just when Reportasaurus™ reaches the magical words, “That’s all I’ve got,” someone remembers one tiny detail… and report begins its second geological era. At Cretaceous General™, we believe in thorough handoffs—because leaving on time went extinct millions of years ago. 🦖📋☕
Comfort Colors C1717 Adult 6.1 oz. T-Shirt
- 6.1 oz.
- 100% ring-spun USA cotton
- Preshrunk, soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric
- Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
- Twill taped shoulder-to-shoulder
- Set-in sleeves
- Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
- 1" ribbed collar with double-needle topstitched neckline
| Size | Full body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 26.63" | 17.5" | 8" |
| M | 28" | 19.5" | 8.25" |
| L | 29.38" | 21.25" | 9" |
| XL | 30.75" | 23" | 9.5" |
| 2XL | 31.63" | 25" | 9.75" |
| 3XL | 32.5" | 27" | 9.75" |
| 4XL | 29 3/4" |