Meet Champagne Wishes & Carnivore Dreams™ — because being an apex predator doesn’t mean you can’t have standards. This prehistoric high-roller prefers the finer things in life: good company, great bubbles, and a dinner that definitely didn’t come with a side salad. Sophisticated? Absolutely. Domesticated? Let’s not get carried away. With 65 million years of impeccable taste and absolutely no interest in the house vegetarian special, this carnivore knows how to celebrate in style. So raise a glass, make a wish, and dream big—preferably medium rare. Because some dinosaurs chase their dreams. This one pairs them with champagne. 🥂🦖✨

Comfort Colors C1717 Adult 6.1 oz. T-Shirt

• 6.1 oz.

• 100% ring-spun USA cotton

• Preshrunk, soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric

• Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton

• Twill taped shoulder-to-shoulder

• Set-in sleeves

• Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem

• 1" ribbed collar with double-needle topstitched neckline