Welcome to Carnivore vs. Vegetarian™ — the original dinner debate, 65 million years before anyone argued about the menu. On one side: the carnivore—confident, hungry, and deeply suspicious of anything described as “leafy.” On the other: the vegetarian—calmly enjoying a salad the size of a shrubbery while wondering why the guy across the table is staring at him like he’s the entrée. One says, “Where’s the beef?” The other says, “Have you tried the fern?” Different diets. Different attitudes. Same Cretaceous-sized appetite. At Cretaceous General™, we don’t pick sides—we just recommend assigned seating at dinner. 🦖🥩🌿🦕

Comfort Colors C1717 Adult 6.1 oz. T-Shirt

• 6.1 oz.

• 100% ring-spun USA cotton

• Preshrunk, soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric

• Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton

• Twill taped shoulder-to-shoulder

• Set-in sleeves

• Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem

• 1" ribbed collar with double-needle topstitched neckline