Meet Vitalsaurus™ — taking vitals since the Cretaceous period and still waiting for someone to explain why the blood pressure is always higher when the cuff comes out. Armed with a stethoscope, a thermometer, and 65 million years of bedside experience, this prehistoric healthcare pro knows the routine: pulse, pressure, temperature, respirations… and yes, we’re going to need you to hold still. Vitalsaurus™ brings a healthy dose of dinosaur humor to the nurses, medical assistants, CNAs, EMTs, and healthcare heroes who know that if it isn’t charted, apparently it never happened.

Comfort Colors C1717 Adult 6.1 oz. T-Shirt

• 6.1 oz.

• 100% ring-spun USA cotton

• Preshrunk, soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric

• Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton

• Twill taped shoulder-to-shoulder

• Set-in sleeves

• Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem

• 1" ribbed collar with double-needle topstitched neckline