Meet Anesthesia-Saurus™ — professionally trained to put people to sleep without boring them first. Calm under pressure and keeping one eye on the patient and the other on the monitor, this prehistoric pro knows exactly how the conversation goes: “Take a few deep breaths… now count backward from ten.” Ten… nine… eight… and suddenly it’s two hours later and someone’s offering you crackers. With 65 million years of experience, Anesthesia-Saurus™ has heard every patient insist, “Anesthesia doesn’t work on me.” Challenge accepted. Around Cretaceous General™, the naps are medically supervised, the monitors are watched closely, and nobody has ever made it to one. 🦖💤

Comfort Colors C1717 Adult 6.1 oz. T-Shirt

• 6.1 oz.

• 100% ring-spun USA cotton

• Preshrunk, soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric

• Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton

• Twill taped shoulder-to-shoulder

• Set-in sleeves

• Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem

• 1" ribbed collar with double-needle topstitched neckline