Carni v Vegetarian long sleeve, heavywt
Berry / S
$30.99
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Welcome to Carnivore vs. Vegetarian™ — the original dinner debate, 65 million years before anyone argued about the menu. On one side: the carnivore—confident, hungry, and deeply suspicious of anything described as “leafy.” On the other: the vegetarian—calmly enjoying a salad the size of a shrubbery while wondering why the guy across the table is staring at him like he’s the entrée. One says, “Where’s the beef?” The other says, “Have you tried the fern?” Different diets. Different attitudes. Same Cretaceous-sized appetite. At Cretaceous General™, we don’t pick sides—we just recommend assigned seating at dinner. 🦖🥩🌿🦕
Comfort Colors C6014 Adult 6.1 oz. Long-Sleeve T-Shirt
- 6.1 oz.,
- 100% ring spun USA cotton
- Preshrunk, soft-washed & garment-dyed fabric
- Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton and sewn with USA cotton thread
- Double-needle stitched neck, armholes and bottom hem
- Ribbed collar and cuffs
- Twill label
| Size | Body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 26 5/8" | 17.5" | 31 7/8" |
| M | 28" | 19.5" | 33 3/4" |
| L | 29 3/8" | 21.5" | 36 7/8" |
| XL | 30 3/4" | 23" | 37 1/4" |
| 2XL | 31 5/8" | 25" | 38 3/4" |
| 3XL | 32 1/2" | 27 3/4" | 39 3/4" |
Carni v Vegetarian long sleeve, heavywt
$30.99
Sale price
$30.99
Regular price
Welcome to Carnivore vs. Vegetarian™ — the original dinner debate, 65 million years before anyone argued about the menu. On one side: the carnivore—confident, hungry, and deeply suspicious of anything described as “leafy.” On the other: the vegetarian—calmly enjoying a salad the size of a shrubbery while wondering why the guy across the table is staring at him like he’s the entrée. One says, “Where’s the beef?” The other says, “Have you tried the fern?” Different diets. Different attitudes. Same Cretaceous-sized appetite. At Cretaceous General™, we don’t pick sides—we just recommend assigned seating at dinner. 🦖🥩🌿🦕
Comfort Colors C6014 Adult 6.1 oz. Long-Sleeve T-Shirt
- 6.1 oz.,
- 100% ring spun USA cotton
- Preshrunk, soft-washed & garment-dyed fabric
- Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton and sewn with USA cotton thread
- Double-needle stitched neck, armholes and bottom hem
- Ribbed collar and cuffs
- Twill label
| Size | Body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 26 5/8" | 17.5" | 31 7/8" |
| M | 28" | 19.5" | 33 3/4" |
| L | 29 3/8" | 21.5" | 36 7/8" |
| XL | 30 3/4" | 23" | 37 1/4" |
| 2XL | 31 5/8" | 25" | 38 3/4" |
| 3XL | 32 1/2" | 27 3/4" | 39 3/4" |