Red Meat Rex T-shirt
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🦖 Red Meat Rex – Doctor's Orders!
The doctor said to cut back on red meat. Rex took that personally.
When you're a T. rex with a prehistoric appetite, dietary advice can be a little hard to swallow. Especially when your doctor looks suspiciously like lunch.
Rex went in for a routine checkup, got a lecture about healthy eating, and left with a full belly. Technically, he followed the doctor's orders. He cut back on red meat… and went straight for the doctor instead!
Featuring a hilariously guilty-looking T. rex, a stethoscope, and one very unfortunate medical professional, this design delivers a Jurassic-sized dose of dark humor that's perfect for dinosaur lovers, healthcare workers, and anyone who's ever received dietary advice they didn't want to hear.
No doctors were harmed in the making of this artwork. Rex refuses to comment on their whereabouts. 🦖
Comfort Colors C1717 Adult 6.1 oz. T-Shirt
- 6.1 oz.
- 100% ring-spun USA cotton
- Preshrunk, soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric
- Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
- Twill taped shoulder-to-shoulder
- Set-in sleeves
- Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
- 1" ribbed collar with double-needle topstitched neckline
| Size | Full body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 26.63" | 17.5" | 8" |
| M | 28" | 19.5" | 8.25" |
| L | 29.38" | 21.25" | 9" |
| XL | 30.75" | 23" | 9.5" |
| 2XL | 31.63" | 25" | 9.75" |
| 3XL | 32.5" | 27" | 9.75" |
| 4XL | 29 3/4" |
Red Meat Rex T-shirt
$24.99
Sale price
$24.99
Regular price
🦖 Red Meat Rex – Doctor's Orders!
The doctor said to cut back on red meat. Rex took that personally.
When you're a T. rex with a prehistoric appetite, dietary advice can be a little hard to swallow. Especially when your doctor looks suspiciously like lunch.
Rex went in for a routine checkup, got a lecture about healthy eating, and left with a full belly. Technically, he followed the doctor's orders. He cut back on red meat… and went straight for the doctor instead!
Featuring a hilariously guilty-looking T. rex, a stethoscope, and one very unfortunate medical professional, this design delivers a Jurassic-sized dose of dark humor that's perfect for dinosaur lovers, healthcare workers, and anyone who's ever received dietary advice they didn't want to hear.
No doctors were harmed in the making of this artwork. Rex refuses to comment on their whereabouts. 🦖
Comfort Colors C1717 Adult 6.1 oz. T-Shirt
- 6.1 oz.
- 100% ring-spun USA cotton
- Preshrunk, soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric
- Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
- Twill taped shoulder-to-shoulder
- Set-in sleeves
- Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
- 1" ribbed collar with double-needle topstitched neckline
| Size | Full body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 26.63" | 17.5" | 8" |
| M | 28" | 19.5" | 8.25" |
| L | 29.38" | 21.25" | 9" |
| XL | 30.75" | 23" | 9.5" |
| 2XL | 31.63" | 25" | 9.75" |
| 3XL | 32.5" | 27" | 9.75" |
| 4XL | 29 3/4" |